As any beer drinker knows, the inning after the beer inning is the nachos inning.
The Phillies strand Carlos Ruiz at second. Burnett is mowing the Phillies down.
Pedro records two quick outs, then Jeter doubles to left. He's still a bitch. Fortunately Damon pops out, ending the boringest yet of my many boring blogs.
Blame the nachos.