May 8, 2008

Kindly also retire these jokes

(5) The word "ginormous". Sure, this is just another example of my general proscription on mashing words together to make fake words, but this one deserves special mention. You know what I'll do? I'll take TWO FUCKING SYNONYMS and mash them together to make...ANOTHER FUCKING SYNONYM!!! Fuck me.

(6) Thinking clowns are scary and/or creepy. This is the most predictable thing on Earth. When was the last time you heard an adult talk about clowns without using this joke? And what's more, it's a stupid joke anyway. What's so scary about some asshole who dresses funny and talks to strangers? Are you afraid of the Pope, too?

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