one of my friends is french. indelibly so. the other day he had a dental appointment that made him late to an afternoon meeting. as he walked in, i asked him how everything went.
"let me ask you a question," he said, by way of reply. "do you guys floss?"
"fuck no," i explained. "of course not," someone chimed in.
"oh, okay," he said, looking visibly relieved. "the dental hygienist asked me if i flossed. i wasn't sure, so i had to ask her: 'what is flossing?'"
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