Well, I've spent the last 2 weeks with a severed internet connection and 2 house guests on an extremely prolonged visit. Aside from that, I've been working 99.9 hours a day lately and ASIDE FROM THAT, I ran out of things to say about six months ago. So, imaginary reader, my sincerest apologies.
To make it up to you, here's a little nugget my officemate sent me yesterday.
And on that note, I'm off to Vegas for a long weekend of drinking too much and waking up naked with a rubber ball in my mouth. Step aside, Butch.
To make it up to you, here's a little nugget my officemate sent me yesterday.
And on that note, I'm off to Vegas for a long weekend of drinking too much and waking up naked with a rubber ball in my mouth. Step aside, Butch.
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Play the craps!!!
ReplyDeleteBut there's a catch:
-Play during the day only.
During the day, on my recent trip, I won a grand total of $600
During the night, on my recent trip, I won a grand total of -$200.
Using sophisticated mathematical techniques, I conclude the daytime is the best time to play craps, while nighttime is the best time to take a crap.