August 18, 2006

potpourri

(1) Seth Stevenson at Slate has belatedly weighed in on the Hummer commercial I complained about a few weeks ago. Most interesting is the info near the end, about re-editing the ad to replace the old tagline ¨Restore your manhood¨with the current ¨Restore the balance¨. To all you Hummer fans who have loyally stood behind my boycott, I suppose it´s okay to go buy one now.

(2) Thanks to a certain Quilt Enthusiast for notifying me of the Slate piece.

(3) Internet cafes in Argentina enforce a pretty strict anti-obscenity policy on their computers. The night that I played pool with my fly undone, I stumbled into a cafĂ© and wrote a much longer and drunker version of the event, but decided against posting it until I could read it in the harsh, sober light of morning. The next day, I went back to the computer to read the entry, which Blogger had allowed me to save as a draft. Unfortunately, my initial version of the story was so profane that Net Nanny wouldn´t let me view the page.

I´ve moved from Buenos Aires to Rosario now, and the restrictions are even greater. In this smaller city (birthplace of Che Guevara), I´m no longer allowed to view my blog at all. Upon entering the address, I am met with the following message: ¨The webpage you are visiting maybe contain Adult contents. This page will be closed.¨

So this is what it feels like to be a smut peddler. At any rate, if there are any typos or bad links or anything, I probably won´t be able to fix them for a while. Blame the Catholic Church, if you must.

1 comment:

  1. Hello certain blogger,

    I emailed Seth Stevenson about the Heineken ad with Lil Jon and Jermaine Dupri in response to his request for examples of "Re-edits." I ended up asking him what he thought about the subject of our boycott, and pointed him to your blog. Let me know if he shows up. In the meantime, I thought the auto-reply I received from him was worth sharing:

    Greetings from Seth Stevenson of Slate,

    Thanks very much for your note. Please don't be offended if I don't personally respond. There's too much mail for me to write back to everyone. But I read and appreciate all the mail I get.

    If you've written to suggest an ad to review for Ad Report Card: Thanks very much for the tip, and I'll look into it.

    If you've written to tell me how stupid/ugly/overpaid I am: Well, there's probably some truth in what you say. I apologize for my shortcomings.

    If you've written to offer some kind words of praise: Thank you! You're the best! I love my readers!

    In any case, I always like to hear your feedback.

    Thanks for reading and all my best,
    Seth

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